I do believe...

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

no yeah sit in your bed until you can’t pay for coffee anymore. or movies. or underwear. or your bed. or the house your bed is in. and then get a job. and sign the terms and conditions of real motherfucking life.